WHen he arrives for his firsr day of work, Cooties breaks out all of the stereotypical character roles that it can muster. One of the funniest bits in the film is the name of the opus he’s writing, which is a horror story that takes place on a ship that he calls “Keel Them All”. Wood plays Clint, a failed novelist who returns to the town he grew up in (Fort Chicken), to become a substitute teacher at the same school he went to as a child. But there aren’t any children left to chew on, the only people left are the teachers who find themselves unable to escape the school that’s now surrounded by a group of 10 year old cannibals trying to eat them! And then they go after other kids, spreading the virus across the whole schoolyard until every kid in the school is a creature looking for flesh to consume. After eating them, she falls ill and ends up turning into a flesh eating monster! Making matters worse, she goes after some bullies that were taunting her earlier, turning them into flesh eaters as well. For the most part it is, but it’s flawed, and that hurts, because it seemed to have all the necessary ingredients to succeed.Ī young girl sits down to eat her school lunch which consists of the usual fare, fruit, milk and some really messed up looking chicken nuggets. Featuring a cast that includes Elijah Wood, Rainn Wilson, Alison Pill and Leigh Whannell, Cooties sounded like a it was gonna be a lot of fun.
An unlikely hero must lead a motley band of teachers in the fight of their lives.Ī nice, normal day at the local elementary school turns into a nightmarish fight between a group of teachers, and their students who have turned into flesh hungry monsters in Cooties, a horror/comedy film that’s been on my radar for over a year now. Synopsis: A mysterious virus hits an isolated elementary school, transforming the kids into a feral swarm of mass savages.
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